Web surfing today I stumbled upon Ora-WTF.blogspot.com. This will be one to follow.

Now most of the world won’t understand why logging users clear-text passwords in a table is a bad idea, or that your error handling should handle errors, not cause them, but for those of us who get some perverse pleasure from disaster prone, elaborate solutions to everyday problems this is a great site!

I am amused. This blog has just the right attitude for my current mood (spread too thin, working on too many disparate projects at once, and jealous of my student worker who gets to work on one thing at a time, at least at work.)

oracle, weblog, blog, wtf, database administration, database programming

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Cliff wrote a very amusing article on me about a year ago which I think some may find good for a laugh.

Office life can be dull and boring, but office artist Jon Emmons has discovered a creative outlet between meetings, business luncheons, and process mapping reports by creating sculptures out of every day objects.

Check out the full article about the products of my random fidgeting on spiralbound.net.

art, office art, office culture, funny, humor

Urban Dictionary offers the following definition for the word ‘metawork’:

Trivial or unnecessary work done to avoid having to perform the real task at hand while simultaneously taking the credit for it.

In the business world, metawork often manifests itself in the form of meetings, mission statements, project planning, or anything else that lets a person become part of the team without actually doing something productive.

I use metawork in a similar sense to refer to work which, though necessary, does not directly result in progress toward project goals. Meetings, project charters, evaluations and timecards all fall into the category of metawork.

Most middle management spends the bulk of their time doing metawork. Ideally this minimizes the amount of metawork their employees must do maximizing the amount of time employees can spend on actual work.

work, office humor, buzzwords, office lingo, definitions

On December 22, 2005 the Apple iPod Settlement Administration website posted that the settlement of the iPod battery class action suit was final and that “the Settlement Administrator can move forward with claims administration and claims fulfillment.” In the two months since then there have been no updates on what exactly that meant.

Today on my routine web crawl for information on the topic I found this article on iLounge.com which outlines the following timeframe for settlement:

February 17, 2006 – The Claims Administrator will mail $25 checks to Class Members who purchased the AppleCare Protection Plan and obtained battery repair/replacement under the AppleCare Protection Plan.

Beginning of March 2006 – For Class members who own a First or Second Generation iPod and who selected the $25 cash payment, the Claims Administrator will begin mailing $25 checks to those who submitted valid claims.

Middle of March 2006 – For Class members who own a Third Generation iPod and who selected battery/iPod replacement, the Claims Administrator will begin mailing letters containing instructions for battery/iPod replacement to those who submitted valid claims.

Middle of March 2006 – For Class members who own a First, Second or Third Generation iPod and who selected a $50 store credit, the Claims Administrator will begin mailing letters with certificate codes for the $50 store credit to those who submitted valid claims.

Around March 17, 2006 – The Claims Administrator will begin sending deficiency letters to Class members who submitted an incomplete/incorrect claim.

End of March 2006 – The Claims Administrator will send denial letters to those individuals who do not fit the class definition or who submitted their claims past the claims deadline.

It’s been almost a year since claim forms went out, but hey, at least there are signs of action. Thanks iLounge for reporting on this. Now why couldn’t the settlement administration have posted this timeline on the official website?

ipod, apple, apple computing, battery, technology

Engadget reported yesterday:

The Pope just got his very own iPod nano, engraved with: “To His Holiness, Benedict XVI”.

How hip can you get! Read the full article here.

What color did he get? White, of course.

Wonder if he has “Stairway to Heaven” on that thing…

ipod, ipod nano, pope, pope benedict, benedict, mp3, apple, music

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