Cube Farm – The Song

Cube FarmFor those who slave away in a cube farm, this song’s for you.

My Cubicle
Lyrics by: Morning Sidekick
Performed by: Jym Britton
Parody on You’re Beautiful by James Blunt

My Cubicle
My cubicle
It’s One of Sixtytwo
It’s small space
In a crowded place
Just a six-by-six foot booth
And I hate it that’s the truth

Thanks to my former cubemate Dee for sending the song to me.

World’s Ugliest Dog Contest – Celebrity Counterparts

After the death of Sam, the long time world’s ugliest Dog, Zach reports that the search is on again for a new world’s ugliest dog.

Zach has the full scoop on this year’s competition, put on by the Sonoma-Martin Fair, but we had a different idea in the office today.

With the help of the crew at the office I have put together celebrity counterparts for all of this year’s competitors for world’s ugliest dog. Feel free to comment with more suggestions!


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Archie
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Grandpa Munster
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Miss Ellie
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Meg Ryan
lucille.jpg
Lucille Bald
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John Travolta
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Munchkin
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Ron Jeremy
oscar.jpg
Oscar
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Marty Feldman
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Pee Wee
Anne
Anne Ramsey
(Momma from Throw Momma From The Train
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Rascal
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Joan Riverssting.jpg
Sting (runner up)
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Tator Tot
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Yoda
victoria.jpg
Victoria
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Munch’s Scream

For all those who asked me, here’s the link to vote for your favorite, or perhaps least favorite ugly dog, and for more info on the contest.

There you have it. Thanks to Zach, Dee, Cliff, Erich, Ken, Matt and everyone else at the office for your help on this.

Chocolate Cake Shots

This elaborate recipe came to me through Kirsten’s friend Erin a few years ago.

Prepare in a shot glass:

  • 1/2 shot vodka
  • 1/2 shot Frangelico hazelnut liqueur

Slice and have ready:

  • One slice of lemon per shot

Place on a small plate:

  • Two tablespoons of sugar per shot

To take the shot take one slice of lemon, dip both sides of it in the sugar. Now lick the sugar off the lemon (don’t swallow it yet), take the shot, swallow, and bite the lemon slice.

Some people taste the chocolate when they take the shot, others when they bite the lemon, but everyone tastes chocolate cake when they try this. Just make sure you keep the order straight.

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