Want to tell someone exactly how you feel? Send them a lame-o-gram from!

George W. Bush is Lame

With clever use of wildcard DNS and probably a nice Apache rewrite rule lets you add any subdomain to their URL and will render a simple, yet clear message customized for the appropriate party.

Go ahead, try it. All you have to do is go to They provide the insults and the music.

Thanks to Don Burleson for sending this on to me.

Update: As noted in a comment below, this site doesn’t seem to be working right now. It’s a shame really…

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Three Funny Commercials

Here’s a few funny commercials to lighten up your Friday afternoon.

Don’t we all just long for the good old (free) days of

Thanks to Donald Burleson for sending the second one on to me.

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Happy Birthday Life After Coffee!

Happy Birthday LAC!Today is one year from when I posted my very first post here on Life After Coffee. A lot has happened in the past year, much more than I ever anticipated! Here are some highlights:

Here are the five most popular stories from the past year:

  1. My Cubicle – Song Lyrics
  2. The Straight Poop on Kopi Luwak Coffee
  3. Oracle, SQL, Dates and Timestamps
  4. Performing Math on Oracle Dates
  5. How to Create Auto Increment Columns in Oracle

But some of my favorite stories don’t rank in the top 5. Here’s a few of my favorite stories from year 1:

So thanks to everyone for reading! I’m thrilled to have helped a few folks find the answers they were looking for. I’m glad you’ve enjoyed my rants and ramblings and believe me, there’s more to come.


Pug Bowling

Pug + Toy Bowling Pins + Hardwood Floor + Can of Pledge = Fun

Carla points out this great video of pug bowling. It starts off a bit slow; in fact you can skip the first 40 seconds.

Perhaps the funniest part is the end which explains that Samson (the pug in question) learned that if he knocks over all the pins he gets a treat. He now knocks them over as soon as they’re set up.

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