I’m sure this is a commercial, but it’s a damned good one! All 5 minutes of it!
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Thanks to Don for sending this on to me.
OK, I’m not a big literature or theater geek (but I make up for it in other geek areas) but when this song came over the feed from The FuMP I just about fell out of my chair laughing!
The song is a simply brilliant spoof on Shakespeare to the tune of Don McLean’s masterwork American Pie by the hilarious Robert Lund.
The lyrics are hilarious and wonderfully crafted. Here’s just a taste:
“So to be, or to choose not to be
That’s the question I’m digentin’ in my soliloquy
And when fortune aims it’s slings and arrows at me
Tell me how I’m going to live through act 3
Answer please iambic-ally”
Listen to the whole song, right here, right now, and check out The FuMP for more along these lines!
I do love office pranks, in fact it’s one of the biggest things I miss about working in an office. Earlier today Carla sent me this video:
Now that’s commitment! I’m not sure it’s the ultimate, but it’s easily one of the best I’ve seen yet!
I’ve written about it before, but it’s that time of year and I know some of you are wondering exactly how many bails of hay should be placed out for the reindeer (8) or what type of brace to use to secure the angel to the tree (Simpson H7), so here’s the gratuitously detailed PDF for holiday decoration.
All the info is there: tolerances, clearances, capacities, material specifications and more. There are even helpful notes like “Use of alcoholic beverages may increase overall merriment but should not be consumed until tree is installed and electrical items plugged in.”
It’s almost November, and that means it’s time to start thinking about holiday shopping! OK, I know holiday shopping can be stressful and I think it’s nothing short of stupid how people swarm to the mall on the day after Thanksgiving, but it should be fun and shopping online definitely helps!
Anyway, we’re here to help. Dee points out a couple great gift ideas in this article. This one has to be my favorite:
Yup, the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker. It’s only a shame there aren’t more products like this for our presidential candidates, but I guess we’ll have to take what we can get.
