Work has me traveling more than usual right now and I’ve been spending quite a bit of time on a airplane. The following are some things I’ve heard on recent flights that didn’t exactly fill me with confidence:
Overheard between two flight attendants while boarding: “Well, so much for an on-time departure.”
Over the intercom before takeoff: “We’re going to have to ask everyone to close the shades on your windows to help keep it from getting too hot. We’re going to be without air conditioning for a while.”
A mother in the seat in front of me talking to her young child: “Does your tummy feel better since you had that pizza?”
If you’ve heard something you didn’t like on an airplane please leave a comment.